me Like a Gentleman

Hello there! My name's Andrew (or Allen).
Where do I start? Some people say it's best to start with the beginning, but where's the fun in that?
Hm. Well. I like Pokémon, My Little Pony, Mean Girls, Super Mario, I Love Lucy, and NCIS. I HATE reality television. Toddlers and Tiaras can die. Um...I'm gay, so there's that. Gee, I'm really bad at these types of things. Never have me write a description for you, it'll suck. I suppose I'm rambling now, so I guess this is the end. Now this is the part where you realize you've just wasted part of your life reading my shit, and you've gotten closer to the day you die. :D Have fun with that!
ninjastar2:

katie-scarlet:

nacholatkes:

hypothermiclegumes:

sir-cocks:

immolly:

viceprincipalpanch:

sanityscraps:

sageoflogic:

somepolitics:

xjessicles:

mle92:

sparkly-nightmares:

daughter-of-smoke-and-bone:

ulooklikedeath:

evabraunn:

“I’m getting ready, he said flatly, I told ya’ll I wasn’t going home”
lol oh

“He looked at his watch.”
…

“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.”
Welp.

“MY MOTHERS VOICE SOUNDED A LITTLE DISTANCE AWAY, AND EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM WAS SLIGHTLY BLURRY.” -.-

Setting down to family life just wasn’t part of his plan.

“Forty-seven of them, those who could be reached by telephone, were scheduled for the experiment.”

“The British were only too pleased to co-operate.”
I can’t believe how well that worked out. I wasn’t expecting it to sound that cool given the book is Freedom Next Time.

Into the great Sacred Cenote, a well measuring some two hundred feet across at the mouth, victims (although infrequently the virgins so dear to modern tradition) were cast, along with jewels and other valuables, to appease the rain god.
—The Course of Mexican History, Meyer et al.

“She had the kind of fingers you want to interlace with your own.”
Hm.

“How’s that?”
sounds about right

“That is why they honored Achilles more highly than Alcestis and sent him to the Islands of the Blest”
damn Achilles you must have been good

“Sign the receipt here.”
f uCK

“Drawing fights is a little tricky at first, but with practice you’ll be able to master these techniques.”
uh

“BANG! Kapwinngg!”
WELP.

“Rosie’s face burned now when she remembered the night she’d invited him to her bed.”

There are several books near me, and I’m going to do this with all of them.
“Study the photograph below.”
“Arturo laughs.”
“Good!”
“I kept staring at him as he walked down the aisle, not quite able to believe he was going through with it.”
“Yes, a merman who lives in the sea.”

“Spit it out right now!”
I physically cannot. Thank you, To Kill a Mockingbird.

ninjastar2:

katie-scarlet:

nacholatkes:

hypothermiclegumes:

sir-cocks:

immolly:

viceprincipalpanch:

sanityscraps:

sageoflogic:

somepolitics:

xjessicles:

mle92:

sparkly-nightmares:

daughter-of-smoke-and-bone:

ulooklikedeath:

evabraunn:

“I’m getting ready, he said flatly, I told ya’ll I wasn’t going home”

lol oh

“He looked at his watch.”

“It made me so nervous I nearly went crazy.”

Welp.

“MY MOTHERS VOICE SOUNDED A LITTLE DISTANCE AWAY, AND EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM WAS SLIGHTLY BLURRY.” -.-

Setting down to family life just wasn’t part of his plan.

“Forty-seven of them, those who could be reached by telephone, were scheduled for the experiment.”

“The British were only too pleased to co-operate.”

I can’t believe how well that worked out. I wasn’t expecting it to sound that cool given the book is Freedom Next Time.

Into the great Sacred Cenote, a well measuring some two hundred feet across at the mouth, victims (although infrequently the virgins so dear to modern tradition) were cast, along with jewels and other valuables, to appease the rain god.

—The Course of Mexican History, Meyer et al.

“She had the kind of fingers you want to interlace with your own.”

Hm.

“How’s that?”

sounds about right

“That is why they honored Achilles more highly than Alcestis and sent him to the Islands of the Blest”

damn Achilles you must have been good

“Sign the receipt here.”

f uCK

“Drawing fights is a little tricky at first, but with practice you’ll be able to master these techniques.”

uh

“BANG! Kapwinngg!”

WELP.

“Rosie’s face burned now when she remembered the night she’d invited him to her bed.”

There are several books near me, and I’m going to do this with all of them.

“Study the photograph below.”

“Arturo laughs.”

“Good!”

“I kept staring at him as he walked down the aisle, not quite able to believe he was going through with it.”

“Yes, a merman who lives in the sea.”

“Spit it out right now!”

I physically cannot. Thank you, To Kill a Mockingbird.

loveclaire   65371 02.29.12
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