me Like a Gentleman

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Hello there! My name's Andrew (or Allen).
Where do I start? Some people say it's best to start with the beginning, but where's the fun in that?
Hm. Well. I like Pokémon, My Little Pony, Mean Girls, Super Mario, I Love Lucy, and NCIS. I HATE reality television. Toddlers and Tiaras can die. Um...I'm gay, so there's that. Gee, I'm really bad at these types of things. Never have me write a description for you, it'll suck. I suppose I'm rambling now, so I guess this is the end. Now this is the part where you realize you've just wasted part of your life reading my shit, and you've gotten closer to the day you die. :D Have fun with that!

kyokosan:

bitch

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kyokosan   8750 05.26.12

Anonymous submitted: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

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talks-in-tongues-and-quiet-sighs:

chongthenomad:

korramessageboards:

And so it begins…

ALKJSFHLASKJFASHLFKAJSH

I JUST SCREAMED

I LOVE NICK BOARDS SO MUCH.

THIS IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS “BOLIN MADE ME LOL”

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korramessageboards   2432 05.26.12

As a child, has anyone else thought the Utz girl was holding a chainsaw?

Hey.

Motherfucker what did I tell you about eating Lays

Tagged: Utz, Utz girl, chainsaw, .
05.25.12
swedishbelieber   27918 05.25.12

avatar-parallels:

Firebenders killing everyone’s parents. 

I just had to make this meme.

bizarrejelly5:

thispleasestormod:

blackkitsune:

pooksfoodporn:

POKEMON “GEN 0”
-Playing as young Oak or Agatha (which implies there’d be no Pokédex)
-Only about 100 Pokés, many dual-types not existing yet
-Instead of Poké Ball, people use primitive man-made balls from Apricorns, which you have to find and make yourself (thus making each Pokémon catch attempt more challenging) - rarer Apricorns = better catch rates, etc.
>Instead of catching wild Pokemon, you try and befriend them or fight them
>After catching a certain species, you have a little cutscene of Oak/Agatha recording the data, by drawing the pokemon (which you do yourself), and then watch as they try and describe it, which will be the same info from the pokedex in Gen I-V
>No boxes, just leave your Pokemon at a specific daycare centre (one in each town), which can store up to 12 pokemon at a time. When you’re all out of storage space, you either release them in the wild, or release them in the future Safari zone, where you can visit them again.
by the end of the game, a small clip with several pictures come up, oak and Agatha slowly growing older, slowly growing apart, the last pic is of oak handing a pokedex to two kids you can’t see the face of
THE END



Actually a really good idea oh god what
(Also the versions are “Sepia” and “Monochrome”)

i reblog this everytime it shows up
because i wish it was a thing

And what exactly is a “Poké”? If you’re going to take the time to insert the é you can type out three more characters.

bizarrejelly5:

thispleasestormod:

blackkitsune:

pooksfoodporn:

POKEMON “GEN 0”

  • -Playing as young Oak or Agatha (which implies there’d be no Pokédex)
  • -Only about 100 Pokés, many dual-types not existing yet
  • -Instead of Poké Ball, people use primitive man-made balls from Apricorns, which you have to find and make yourself (thus making each Pokémon catch attempt more challenging) - rarer Apricorns = better catch rates, etc.
  • >Instead of catching wild Pokemon, you try and befriend them or fight them
  • >After catching a certain species, you have a little cutscene of Oak/Agatha recording the data, by drawing the pokemon (which you do yourself), and then watch as they try and describe it, which will be the same info from the pokedex in Gen I-V
  • >No boxes, just leave your Pokemon at a specific daycare centre (one in each town), which can store up to 12 pokemon at a time. When you’re all out of storage space, you either release them in the wild, or release them in the future Safari zone, where you can visit them again.
  • by the end of the game, a small clip with several pictures come up, oak and Agatha slowly growing older, slowly growing apart, the last pic is of oak handing a pokedex to two kids you can’t see the face of


THE END

Actually a really good idea oh god what

(Also the versions are “Sepia” and “Monochrome”)

i reblog this everytime it shows up

because i wish it was a thing

And what exactly is a “Poké”? If you’re going to take the time to insert the é you can type out three more characters.

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pookerskull   13519 05.25.12
tickingandtocking:

benaddict-cumberbitch:

superkianagalaxy:

glitterclash:

seethroughgrayeyes:

I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants

#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town

#you’re looking for your boatmobile but you’re all turned around
#now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him #but you’re hopelessly lost yourself #stranded with a murderer #you creep silently in bikiki bottom #AHA in the distance a pineapple with the light on #you walk stealthily toward it but AHH YOUR LEG IT’S CAUGHT IN A JELLYFISH TRAP

#Gnawing off your fin, #quiet, quiet #Limping toward the pineapple #quiet, quiet #Now you’re on the doorstep #Sitting inside, Spongebob Squarepants #Wielding a spatula #Spongebob Squarepants #But he doesn’t hear you enter #Spongebob Squarepants #You’re sneaking up behind him~
#STRANGLING FRYCOOK SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 

tickingandtocking:

benaddict-cumberbitch:

superkianagalaxy:

glitterclash:

seethroughgrayeyes:

I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Spongebob Squarepants

#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town

#you’re looking for your boatmobile but you’re all turned around

#now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him #but you’re hopelessly lost yourself #stranded with a murderer #you creep silently in bikiki bottom #AHA in the distance a pineapple with the light on #you walk stealthily toward it but AHH YOUR LEG IT’S CAUGHT IN A JELLYFISH TRAP

#Gnawing off your fin, #quiet, quiet #Limping toward the pineapple #quiet, quiet #Now you’re on the doorstep #Sitting inside, Spongebob Squarepants #Wielding a spatula #Spongebob Squarepants #But he doesn’t hear you enter #Spongebob Squarepants #You’re sneaking up behind him~

#STRANGLING FRYCOOK SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 

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seethroughgrayeyes   22854 05.25.12

lacigreen:

from the latest Sex+: Fat Shame

crooklandnyc   9165 05.24.12

nobody ever asks how’s waldo

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finnicktional   13261 05.24.12

All these colors were achieved with red, yellow, blue, and green food coloring mixed into white frosting. The amount of drops needed for the color you want is underneath the icing color.  

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kyerabianca   35114 05.24.12
xthephoenixqueen:

Clear difference between Airbenders and Earthbenders right there. I love it

xthephoenixqueen:

Clear difference between Airbenders and Earthbenders right there. I love it

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thetalesofbasingse   4034 05.24.12
agrest1c   1294 05.24.12
tardiswhooshing:

science
ForGIFs.com   153252 05.24.12